Privacy Policy

Last updated: March 31, 2025

Thank you for visiting our website. Your privacy is important to us. This Privacy Policy describes how we handle any information that may be collected when you use our site. Spoiler alert: we don’t collect much — and we don’t want to.

By using this site, you agree to the terms described below. If you do not agree, please do not use the website.

1. Information We Do Not Collect

We do not:

  • Ask for your name, email, or contact details.
  • Offer user accounts or registration.
  • Collect personally identifiable information (PII).
  • Track your behavior across other websites.

We do not want your data. We are not in the business of profiling, targeting, or selling information. This website is for informational purposes only.

2. Passive Data Collection

Like almost all websites, our hosting provider may log basic technical information such as:

  • Your IP address (temporarily, for security and traffic analysis).
  • Browser type and version.
  • Date/time of your visit.
  • Pages visited.

These server logs are standard, minimal, and are not linked to any identity. We do not access, store, or analyze them ourselves.

3. Cookies

Our site may use essential cookies only — for things like remembering your language preferences or enabling basic website functionality. We do not use:

  • Tracking cookies
  • Advertising cookies
  • Behavioral profiling

If third-party embeds (e.g., YouTube, X/Twitter, etc.) are ever used, they may set their own cookies. We do not control this behavior — use at your discretion.

We may link to or mention third-party apps, websites, or services. We have zero control over their content, data practices, or privacy policies. Once you leave our site, you’re on your own. Please review those services’ privacy policies before engaging with them.

5. Analytics (If Any)

If we use basic analytics (e.g., Plausible, Umami), it will be:

  • Privacy-focused
  • Cookieless
  • Aggregated and anonymized

We will never use invasive tools like Google Analytics that track individual users.

6. Data Sharing and Selling

We do not sell, rent, lease, share, or give away your data. Not now. Not ever.

7. Data Security

We don’t store personal data — which means there’s nothing for hackers to steal from us. However, as with any website, no system is ever 100% secure, and we disclaim any responsibility for potential breaches or technical issues.

8. Children’s Privacy

This website is not intended for children under 13. We do not knowingly collect any information from children. If you are a parent and believe your child has interacted with this site inappropriately, please contact us.

9. Changes to This Policy

We may update this Privacy Policy at any time without prior notice. When we do, we’ll update the “Last updated” date above. Continued use of the website implies your acceptance of any changes.

10. Contact

If you have any questions or concerns about this Privacy Policy, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected].

Final Note

This website exists to share information. We don’t want your data, we don’t track you personally, and we don’t take responsibility for what third-party sites do. Use the internet wisely and stay safe.